Saturday, June 24, 2006





06-24-2006 Greeting Earth Citizens. Lately I've been a bit depressed and can't seem to shake it despite herbal teas and extensive meditation. So today I hope to purge all my bummers by highlighting the issues that have been upsetting me. To balance the ying with the yang, I'll follow up by listing a few encouraging victories in the advancement of the Progressive/Liberal cause.



Bummer: Rove was not indicted. All Free Thinkers were very hopeful that this would be our shining opportunity to thoroughly undermine the President. But all our work was for naught and the public disgrace that we so fervently hoped for alluded us. We should have known that the courts would fail to produce true justice, just as it failed when it sentenced a gentle author of Childrens' books to death, one Tookie Williams.



Bummer: Religious intollerance. Our culture continues to disrepect the religion of Islam through belittling cartoons of their Prophet, Mohammed. How can Americans be such morons as to not realise that disrespect serves only to worsen the situation. It sickens me every time I hear some meat eating, Faux Newz watching, red-stater flipantly use an inflammatory term like "Islamofascist." If Americans think that anything productive can come from demeaning an entire people with childish name calling, then Americans are complete imbeciles. Perhaps it's time to take a que from some more advanced European nations and adopt some anti-hate speech laws so we can put this sort of ugly thing to an end.



Bummer: murder. George W. Bush and his S.S. henchmen were celebrating the murder of Zarqawi. What type of sick depraved animal would celebrate death? These types of people must be stopped at all costs. Pic above is a screen shot taken from al-Jezeera network on sattelite channel 4426. Gert and I watched a moving documentary last night that highlighted the resourcefulness and dedication of this man. It's like my favorite commedian, Bill Maher, said: "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."



Bummer: Bush spin. Bush gestapo agents find a mere 500 shells with neurotoxin warheads. Predictibly, he's trying to use this to support his silly claim that Saddam was an aggressor. What evidence is there that Saddam would have ever used those shells? Did it ever occur to people that he had those shells for defensive purposes? Duh!? But as usual, Bush uses political spin in an attempt to make Saddam look like some sort of dangerous power hungry aggressor. Ridiculous.



Phewww....that felt good to get that mess off my chest. Now, on with the uplifting victories.
(Side note: currently listening to "Joe Hill" perfomed by Joan Baez & Jeffrey Shurtleff.)






Thumbs up: Massachusetts for it's progressive new educational policy of reading gay themed fairy tales to second graders. As expected, some close minded, bigoted parents objected to this and are in the process of filing a frivolous law suit. Click here for the latest. But there is no doubt that a new dawn is rising where we Progressive Liberals redifine tired old traditions like marriage. When you consider the positive cultural changes brought about by our people in the Sexual Revolution of the late 60's, we now look forward to even more extreme changes with the Gender Revolution. Remember, trying to label behaviour as "right" or "wrong" only leads to conflict.



Thumbs up: to Student Insurgent, the University of Oregon’s student-run Marxist/Anarchist publication. Despite national pressure from moronic right-wing red-staters, they held their ground for the cause of free speech. GOOD FOR YOU! A bonus is the hilarity of the cartoons that caused such a fuss amongst all the superstitious jesus myth believers. I especially enjoyed the one on the front page. HAHA VERY FUNNY. I bought extra copies for the other volunteers down at Planned Parenthood. It was a big hit. Gert and I could hardly catch our breath we were laughing so hard. Take a hint right-wing red-staters: free speech is here to stay! And if you don't like it, then TOO BAD! Check out the great cartoons by clicking here!




Thumbs up: Cindy Sheehan! Gert and I have been riveted to sattelite channel 2501, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's coverage of Ms. Sheehan's arrival to support those brave deserters from the U.S. military. I'm so proud of Cindy making amends for Casey Sheehan, her dead son, terrible mistakes in judgement. You see, not only did Casey Sheehan make the mistake of voluntarily enlisting in the U.S. military, but he purposely reenlisted when the U.S. illegaly went to war with Iraq. Cindy Sheehan has managed to turn this around and use those ignomonious actions of her dead son to further our cause of truth! Furthmore, she did this despite the rest of Casey's family disavowing Cindy's message and claiming that it doesn't represent Casey's beliefs! Very progressive Cindy! You go girl!



Thumbs up: to Gert! My loving wife will star in a one woman, grass-roots production of The Vigina Monologues. The play will be held right here in our back yard. All proceeds will go to Crystal Gail Mangum, the victim of the horrific gang rape by white members of the Duke Lacrosse team. Gert's been diligently praticing her lines with me all week and I know the show will be a resounding success!


We've invited the local members of the National Organization of People for Eliminating Nescience In Sexuality (N.O.P.E.N.I.S.), as honored guests for their recent achievements in victims' research. Their innovative questionnaires utilizes deep hypnosis techniques to help women uncover repressed memories and describe their harrowing ordeals. Their new data indicates that nearly 40% of all women have been sexually assaulted by a male family member.



Welp, that does it for now. Once again it's time to rotate the soy cultures. Please excuse this abreviated post but I've been feeling a bit lethargic as my body acclimates from my old vegan diet, to my new 100% zegan diet.


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